Driving around the past two days, I have witnessed:
* an SUV drive straight through the intersection of Fremont and Primrose in a right-turn only lane and nearly ram the other cars out of their way, then take up two lanes while trying to make a left-hand turn;
* a car driving down National in the pitch dark with no headlights on;
* a fancy Escalade tooling down Battlefield at a whopping 20 miles per hour with traffic backed up forever behind it;
* and a lady LOOKING RIGHT AT ME DRIVING TOWARDS HER as she pulls out onto Battlefield in front of me and I have to slam on my brakes!
Seriously, is everyone in Springfield drunk these days but me?! They sure drive like they are. I have been on Prednisone for the past week trying to kick bronchitis, so I can't get a buzz on even if I tried. Maybe if I could, my nerves wouldn't be so jangled from running some simple errands.
Come on, folks, do your cocktailing at home and pay attention when you are on the road! Thank you.
* an SUV drive straight through the intersection of Fremont and Primrose in a right-turn only lane and nearly ram the other cars out of their way, then take up two lanes while trying to make a left-hand turn;
* a car driving down National in the pitch dark with no headlights on;
* a fancy Escalade tooling down Battlefield at a whopping 20 miles per hour with traffic backed up forever behind it;
* and a lady LOOKING RIGHT AT ME DRIVING TOWARDS HER as she pulls out onto Battlefield in front of me and I have to slam on my brakes!
Seriously, is everyone in Springfield drunk these days but me?! They sure drive like they are. I have been on Prednisone for the past week trying to kick bronchitis, so I can't get a buzz on even if I tried. Maybe if I could, my nerves wouldn't be so jangled from running some simple errands.
Come on, folks, do your cocktailing at home and pay attention when you are on the road! Thank you.
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